17. Gossipy Friend
You think you are so grown up and gossip is so for 13 year olds. But, that's not really the case. You may be over 50, but it's still fun to spend time around a gossip. You may not believe half of what they say anymore, but it doesn't matter. It's still fun. And you feel so well informed of what's going on in the neighborhood. You need your updates, after all.